December 2009
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
Jevan: I can't believe how this match is going
Me: What happened?
Jevan: This asshole keeps on camping in the same spot
Me: Like last time?
Jevan: I accidentally the game last time
Me: ... what?
Jevan: I accidentally the game
Me: You accidentally what?
Jevan: THE GAME!
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
The Longest Word in the English Language
Is Smiles, since you have a mile between two S’s
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
Goddamn A7X
Who cares if the drummer died, sure he had talent, would be better if he was in a death metal band or something harder than Hot Topic tween fandom. Noone cares, or will care, they were just mainstream faggotry who had probably 2 or 3 good songs.
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
While my friend was away
He said he was making a sandwhich, crying about A7X dude and masterbating. We said he was Crying to his Masterbating sandwhich Masterbating to a crying sandwhich Or masterbating to the dead guy crying to the sandwhich Xbox Live is so funny <3
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
“I can make my cock do tricks”
– Daron from System of a Down
Dec 24th
So, I head a weird dream
It starts out with me on the shore of a beach spectating a girl, and the beach was stormy, and the sky was dark. Eventually a huge spaceship crashes onto the side of an area and it switches from spectating to me investigating the ship. Inside were aliens who wanted to use humans as cattle to harvest their blood. While I’m investigating with these people I found, I see, from a third person...
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
I received this question in an email: "what the...
ohyeahfacts: I assume you are from the west coast. Wawa is a chain of convenience store/gas stations located in the Mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Not like 7-11. Don’t you dare compare it to 7-11. The chain’s name comes from the site of the company’s first milk plant and corporate headquarters in Wawa, Pennsylvania. The name of the town is in turn derived from the Ojibwe word for...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
December 21st
I have to go try out some white suits for this stupid girl’s 15s which are going to be held in freaking Nicaragua -__-. I just want to stay home and sleep D: Then me and Dereck are going to try and come up with names for the band that we have, I’ll be drums, Dereck and Tannus are lead with Dereck doing the rythm part as well, and this dude Mark is going to be bass, and we hope he can...
Dec 21st
Listening to Slayer
I want to get back to listening a lot more metal, since I want a drumset for Christmas, so that Me, Tannus, Dereck and this other dude can form a band. It’ll be so cash, except, we don’t know who’s gonna be lead singer..
Dec 20th
Finally!
It’s cold in Florida :D!
Dec 20th
We were playing Telephone
And it went from “Santa Claus is coming to Town” to “Enchiladas dipped in mud” The American society is so strange :3
Dec 17th
In the Bus
There was a fight between 2 ghetto chicks and 2 refs. I was rooting for the refs since Refs are way more tolerable than ghetto fabulous chicks who use the word “niggah” or “bro” more than actual words. I wish the entire back side of my bus would die of a horrible, writhing pain, except for a few of my friends.
Dec 14th
Dec 11th
So, for the song
I’ll be playing my Winter Line Marimba stuff for Winter Line (duhh), and it’s extremely simple But My “Death by Oooga Booga” sheet music is complicated, the rythm somewhat and where the notes are on the Xylophone
Dec 10th
Epic
While I’m writing my paper for Heavy Metal and talking about Black Sabbath, Iron Man comes on my dad’s radio
Dec 9th
Lady Gaga Takeover
A 19 hour program featuring Lady Gaga and her vids with interviews on Fuse TV.. what happened to the Metal..
Dec 8th
What the Fuck
Since when do small pizzas come in only 4 slices, how the hell does that fill someone up?
Dec 8th
Dec 6th
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Dec 3rd